cool beans
hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

image

Frogs in a film canister

image

Cocaine disguised as candy

image

Cats filled with opium

image

Snake in a clay pot

image

A gecko in a false book

image

A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

image

SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED


I showed my lab partner a picture of Michael and she asked if he was wearing lipstick or if that was his natural lip color

5secondsofhellno:

snorluke:

PLS MICHAELS LIPS ARE SUCH A KISSABLE PINK I CRY ABOUT THEM

LIKE LOOK

THERE ISN’T EVEN COLOUR BUT YOU CAN TELL THEY’RE NICE

tHEY

ARE

PERFECTLY

image

PINK

AND

SMOOCHABLE

!!

!#@E!@

this just ruined my life


asked by Anonymous

whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them


mamzoh:

i’d like to know what this is trying to explain

mamzoh:

i’d like to know what this is trying to explain

(Source: brelston)

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it


tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

image

(Source: 8-tit)


(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

thecrimsonalchemist:

didneysworl:

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

image

when u dont study and u get a good grade

image

(Source: cooldog1996)


king-of-aces:

mustyballsack:



Bruhhh

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

(Source: eviljovan)